Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Ironic that this page is dead.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?