Worst Jokes Ever
Lick my BALLS!
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! π¦
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Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
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Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.