Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.