Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.