Worst Jokes Ever

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.