Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What did the squirrel say to the dog?
"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.