Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π©
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: π
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
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Spread the cat gun.