Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.