Worst Jokes Ever
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.