Worst Jokes Ever
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"