Worst Jokes Ever
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?