Worst Jokes Ever
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What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
F*ck me!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.