Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Everyone put your age here.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.