Worst Jokes Ever
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.