Worst Jokes Ever
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Xd.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?