Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Hehe.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥