Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Your face is a joke.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.