Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
What kind of band never plays music?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.