Worst Jokes Ever

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"

Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

Why can't Sally swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no home page.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.