Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Ayo, who's online :')
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.