Worst Jokes Ever
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Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.