Worst Jokes Ever
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Justice for all!
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.