Worst Jokes Ever
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
David? Mitosis.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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I had a good time with friends!
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.