Worst Jokes Ever
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”
Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!