Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"
The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."
The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.