Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.