Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.