Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y’uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new “job”, so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!
Y’uree (😯): I don’t know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm... mhmmmmmm... ummmmm... hmmmmmm... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y’uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Y’uree (🙄😒): Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same
Halyei (😊): Hello Y’uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y’uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod (😒): Are you Breya???
Halyei (😕): No... do I like that flying bastard???
Jarod (😣): Ugh... no... baby, you’re free to go!
Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? (🙄) No, I’m not gay! ( ) WHY!!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It’s the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!