Worst Jokes Ever
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Addison in bra.
Anyone play Roblox?
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Mom!
I (DYM 61).
Mom (DYM 65).
Yes yes yes here it is!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
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Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.