Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
it was just a prank bro.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.