Worst Jokes Ever
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What has it?
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
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Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."