Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Aarif
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
I will mummyfry you!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.