Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"

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    • I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

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    • A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

    After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”

    “No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

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    • Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

    Orphan: -no response-

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    • Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

    The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

    When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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    • I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

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    • My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

    When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

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    • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

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