Worst Jokes Ever
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Mom!
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
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Hi, how are you doing?
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Oh, he needs some milk!
I like school.
Games