Worst Jokes Ever
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. π
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.