Worst Jokes Ever
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
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