Worst Jokes Ever

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

When is Donald Trump?

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!