Worst Jokes Ever
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I don't know.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What has it?
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!