Worst Jokes Ever

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Oh, he needs some milk!

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

How to write a joke?

On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Pooooooooooop!

McDonald's worker: Order, order!

Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!

I like school.

Games

Hi, how are you doing?

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"

Marvin: "I don’t believe that."

Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"

The next morning,

Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"

*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*

Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?