Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You are so ugly my man died.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Pokemon
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
"Stop bullying me!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.