Worst Jokes Ever
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Caca.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Who's Joe?
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Draw deez nuts.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.