Worst Jokes Ever
How did the orphan survive birth?
U
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.