Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Nerverack.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Digga D?
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.