Worst Jokes Ever
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
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Dislike this.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
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Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."