Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
I'm back, bitches!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Oral
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Cruel and unusual punishment.