Worst Jokes Ever
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: πππ... sexy ass!
Bully ππ»π
Ginaπ
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot π€ π€ π€ π€ π€
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. π *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.