Worst Jokes Ever
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Adriano loves life.
I'm Priya.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
I love the yyyy.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Bib C, IIf.
dvbmmnxc mhgdc gfdfngt.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!