Worst Jokes Ever
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Not funny, guys!
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
I love going to sleep at night.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.