Worst Jokes Ever
What is a chode?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Giggity!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
I'm back, bitches!
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Who's Joe?
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
The fucking cat!
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Prince, are you there?