Worst Jokes Ever
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
This is not even a joke.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
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If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
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Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.