
Worst Jokes Ever
Sumona.
Love you.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why are you gay?
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I love time.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!