Worst Jokes Ever
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
How do you get away with murder?
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*