Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
ANAND
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Have a good day tomorrow!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Poke diver 1 sucks!
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What are clowns good at?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Ma name is Bendover.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Stop making the jokes!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
What is your favorite color?