Worst Jokes Ever
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
frshfry we need to talk now!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
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I'm gay because I like men.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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BBNBHD.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Giggity! (DYM 142)
I (DYM 143).
Kart! (DYM 151)
What the fuck?