Worst Jokes Ever
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?