Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Like if you are emo.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."