Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
I gotta do terrorist :)
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
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Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Professor Poopypants!!!