Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
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Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
What is your car's name?
Mom!
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.