Worst Jokes Ever
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Henry is in Uranus.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
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Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... π₯±π₯Ήπ₯Ί
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
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What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Spell "I cup."
Does this sentence make any sense?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)