Worst Jokes Ever
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Screw you, ableists!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.