Worst Jokes Ever

Why are you gay?

GOOGOO?

RTY!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ur blue nue hue kuo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.

Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it a home run.

I will tell you a joke--your life.

Like if you know what ashes are.

EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

Dario is gay.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

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What can fly?

Bird.

Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?

He was dressing.

Sumona.