Worst Jokes Ever
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts đź‘–
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What has it?
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Suicide
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
🌵funking prick!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."