Worst Jokes Ever
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
I'm Priya.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
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Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Bib C, IIf.
I love the yyyy.