Worst Jokes Ever
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Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Spppppp.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Aren't I beary good?
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.