Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."