Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Hi, I did not get your walk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Heyyyyyy!
Have a great year!
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Do y'all love God?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.