Worst Jokes Ever

Like if you are emo.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

This dick ain't gon to suck itself.

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I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

What song does an orphan hate?

"We Are Family."

I don't know.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.