Worst Jokes Ever
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
How do you get away with murder?
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.