Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
The fucking cat!
Digga D?
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
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Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Prince, are you there?
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!