Worst Jokes Ever

Why do emo people cry?

Because they're emo!

Ahahahah.

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

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People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family photo.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.

You're the reason the middle finger got created.

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

Amelie is a meanie.

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

Love you.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.