Worst Jokes Ever
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
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You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
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