Worst Jokes Ever
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Draw deez nuts.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!