Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Clit
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.