Worst Jokes Ever
You're gay if you see this.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.