Worst Jokes Ever

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Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

What is white and sticky?

Glue.

HOLY CRAP!!!

Crap with holes in it.

Get it? HOLE - Y?

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

"Who am I? Why am I typing?"

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣