Worst Jokes Ever

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."

"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the Mooovies.

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