Worst Jokes Ever
Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you. It's gonna be so exciting. Got this feeling really deep in my soul. Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive along 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you. It's like a hot sensation. Got this power that is taking me out. Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive alone 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gonna take my car, do you like my car? 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.
Gas, gas, gas, Yeah, yeah, yeah Gas, gas, gas, And you'll see the big show. Ah
Giggity! (DYM 142)
Kart! (DYM 151)
What the fuck?
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.