Worst Jokes Ever
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Зуе ? Д \| |=- (L j3 Ø И [- 4
Like if you're gay.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!