Worst Jokes Ever
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Want to have sex?
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!