Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Prince, are you there?
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
(Non-edgy joke.)
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?