Worst Jokes Ever
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
You built like you in the 1980's!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"