Worst Jokes Ever
The fucking cat!
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Digga D?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!