Worst Jokes Ever
Fuck jk.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Have a great year!
Screw you, ableists!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Heyyyyyy!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."