Worst Jokes Ever
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Guys to wind the clock up?
My name is Big Dick.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Fat moms.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Your hairline!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
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Bullets.
Just shut up!
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
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Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!