Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Banana joke?

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Your Nan.

WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!

Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

Why do orphans love school?

'Cause people actually come back.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

Why do orphans like going to church?

They can actually call someone "father."

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.