Worst Jokes Ever
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Technoblade
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.