Worst Jokes Ever
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.