Worst Jokes Ever
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Marcus is gay.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Orphans can't find the home page.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Vagina?
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.