Worst Jokes Ever
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Adolf Hitler
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Like if you don't have a dad.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Steven Hawking
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Orphan joke protest idea.