Worst Jokes Ever
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
Stupid cow.
Hi huuuuuy.
The butt quack one.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.