Worst Jokes Ever
Balls in your jaws.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Hot man is sexy.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.