Worst Jokes Ever
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.