Worst Jokes Ever

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Eat this, peppe.

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Nosy.

Man: Die, potato!

Potato: *screams*

I like trains.

Kid: I like trains.

Man: No, wait!

Train: *kills man*

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

Fart <3

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.