Worst Jokes Ever
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Ass cream.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."