Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."