Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Yo Nan.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
There is no god. None, not one.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.