Worst Jokes Ever
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Google is butt.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!