Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Fuck jk.
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Screw you, ableists!
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Have a great year!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"