Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
vgvgvgh.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
"Lune, it’s me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?