Worst Jokes Ever
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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