Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Noob butter eater.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Suck my pp!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.