Worst Jokes Ever
9/11, am I right?
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
Really Karen?
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
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