Worst Jokes Ever
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Heyyyyyy!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Do y'all love God?
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”