Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
What is a monkey with a head?
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
I see you.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.