Worst Jokes Ever
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
trolololololloollllol
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
69, 420, 21.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Americans are fat.
All of them suck.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.