Worst Jokes Ever
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Yo mamma sucks!
Jackhammer McQueerson
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"