Worst Jokes Ever
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
I'm a clown.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
"Autism be like..."
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!