Worst Jokes Ever

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Uranus is cold.

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.

Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!

Llama: What's your damn problem?

Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

What do you call ball drama?

Joke: CookVR

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.