Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan or like or-pan?
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.