Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.