Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Herrit?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
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What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.