Worst Jokes Ever
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
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