Worst Jokes Ever
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.