Worst Jokes Ever
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Fart <3
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Vote for Kris!
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
I see you.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What is a monkey with a head?