Worst Jokes Ever
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
9/11, am I right?
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
There is no god. None, not one.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Really Karen?
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.