Worst Jokes Ever
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Penis and balls.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Imagine.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.