Worst Jokes Ever
Up your butt with a coconut!
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!