Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
vgvgvgh.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.