Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)