Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳