Worst Jokes Ever
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
I love pussy.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Pool testing 123.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.