Worst Jokes Ever
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How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
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Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Up your butt with a coconut!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!