Worst Jokes Ever
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Dan is very, very bent.
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Doin (DYM 49).
Ewwwwwww!
Doin (DYM 50)?
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!