Worst Jokes Ever

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Eat this, peppe.

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

What do you call a dirty Mexican?

A chulo.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

What do orphans call a holiday?

A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

'Cause all the fans have left.