Worst Jokes Ever
Is die?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
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GO GO GO!
Doin (DYM 12)?
Your (DYM 13).
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
"Prince, where are you?"
Prince, can we please chat?
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
straight (DYM 56)
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.