Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
You are a fat pig.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
My mom left me at a very young age.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.