Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Ted stinks!
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You are so dumb.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why you always in a mood?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.