Worst Jokes Ever

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

Your mom!

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

To be wanted.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Ppppppp.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

What is red and puts out fire?

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.