Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I love jokes!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.