Worst Jokes Ever
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Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Pop-up. P