Worst Jokes Ever
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Man, I hate the government.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.