Worst Jokes Ever
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Jack smells.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.