Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
"Lune, it’s me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Can someone be my daddy?
Jamal
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.