Worst Jokes Ever
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Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
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What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.