Worst Jokes Ever
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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!