Worst Jokes Ever
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Your mom is a joke.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Hey Aria.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
"Never gonna give you up."
I like moldy food.