Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
How many feet are in feet?
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.