Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Tell who we are.
Dews?
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Ppppppp.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Jack smells.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.