Worst Jokes Ever
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Ball stretcher.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Hi 👋 I have some good
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
I did a good walk and I...
What time is fun?
Time for games!
I love games.