Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.