Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
She (DYM 126).
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Minivan (DYM 138).
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
How was your day, Freshfry?
Why you always in a mood?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Doin (DYM 49).
Ewwwwwww!
Doin (DYM 50)?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
your (DYM 51)