Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? đ (Itâs all about how you pronounce the end.)
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What do you call a?
Guess what that is and itâs explosive. The end looks like <>
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.
His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Whatâs a green cucumber?
A carrot.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Doin (DYM 28).
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Ty choked on DTâs willy.
Your (DYM 32).
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Mom!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.