Worst Jokes Ever
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What is red and puts out fire?
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
I hate autistic people.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!