Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a tree?
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
What time is it?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?