Worst Jokes Ever

Why are orphans gay?

They call everyone "daddy."

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?

A horse can't hoop.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Ammon died.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.

Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! Lol.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!