Worst Jokes Ever

Her (DYM 121).

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Yours!

Your mom.

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

"freshfry talk to me!"

Out (DYM 75)

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

at (DYM 120).

What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.

Later (DYM 125)