Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"