Worst Jokes Ever
I love riding my bike 🚲.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Games are fun.
Hi 👋 I have some good
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.