Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Penis ā ā ā š³
inside š¹ š¹ restroom
equals š š š š inside
glory š³
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.