Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Ted stinks!
You are so cat.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.