Worst Jokes Ever
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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Nig
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Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.