Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!