Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Evan
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”