Worst Jokes Ever
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪