Worst Jokes Ever
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.