Worst Jokes Ever
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Tell who we are.
Dews?
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!