
Worst Jokes Ever
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Ball stretcher.
I love playing games.
Awesome, amazing game!
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Games are fun.
Hi π I have some good
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
What is fall?
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
When I get hungry π
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Get confused with Confucius!