Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
I like penis in my bum!
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.