Worst Jokes Ever
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Cool little titbit.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Man, I hate the government.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!