Worst Jokes Ever
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"
SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"
HE: "I'm a butcher."
SHE: "We're through!"
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!