Worst Jokes Ever

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?

What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A selfie.

What can orphans not get when playing a sport?

A home run!

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:

ButtNugget123

Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)

baddasscarrot44

EggnogRat44

Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.