Worst Jokes Ever
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!