Worst Jokes Ever
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
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Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.