Worst Jokes Ever

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

Why don't orphans have Life360?

Because parents won't track them.

How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?

Poop and balls through the walls!

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.