Worst Jokes Ever
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Wow, no SP jokes?
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."