Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
Good morning!