Worst Jokes Ever

John Toberty is not funny.

Why can’t orphans eat cereal?

It says, "Family size."

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

I made a website to support orphans.

It just needs a home page.

Yeestt?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

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