Worst Jokes Ever
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
The Moodle Page
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Wow, no SP jokes?
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.