Worst Jokes Ever
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I scored.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!