Worst Jokes Ever
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!